🔥 Custom Roast Song Sample
A real custom roast song created by Dan the Song Man. Your roast song will be built from their own story.
Roast song sample coming soon. Submit your request and hear yours first.
The Gift That Will Make Everyone Laugh
A custom roast song is the most memorable gift you can give someone with a sense of humor. Built from real inside jokes, real embarrassing stories, and the things that only people who actually know them would say.
Real Jokes From Real Stories
Share the funniest moments, the worst habits, and the most embarrassing memories. The more specific the better. Generic is not funny — specific is.
Any Style or Genre
Hip hop roast, comedy pop, country storytelling, or straight up funny. We match the style to the person and the occasion.
Choose Your Package
Every roast song starts with a free 1 minute sample preview. You only pay after you approve what you hear.
🎵 Standard
- Full custom roast song
- High quality MP3 by email
- 1 minute sample preview first
- Delivery within 24 hours of payment
🎶 Premium
- Everything in Standard
- SoundCloud hosted version
- Custom cover art
- Creative lyric sheet PDF
- Delivery within 24 hours of payment
🎬 Music Video
- Everything in Premium
- Full cinematic music video
- Send up to 25 photos
- Public or private delivery
- Delivery within 24 hours of payment
Need it sooner? Text +1 (661) 714-0903 with your Order ID for 2 hour rush delivery. Rush fee is $10. No refunds after payment except if we miss a guaranteed delivery window.
Perfect for Every Occasion That Deserves a Roast
A custom roast song is the kind of gift people talk about long after the party is over.
People order custom roast songs for:
- Birthday roasts for best friends
- Bachelor and bachelorette parties
- Retirement parties and work sendoffs
- Graduation celebrations
- Group gifts from a friend group
- Anyone who can take a joke and deserves one
Request Your Custom Roast Song
You hear it before you pay.
We send you a 1 minute sample preview. Pay only after you approve it. Delivery within 24 hours of payment.
2. Pay After You Approve Your Sample
Once you approve your sample send payment using any of the options below. Include your Order ID in the payment note.
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- 📱 Cash App — Get $5 free when you send $5 or more within 14 days. Code: QDQLKWT
- 📱 PayPal — Fast and secure. Terms apply
- 📱 Venmo — Easy mobile payments.
- 📱 Zelle — Send to +1 (661) 714-0903 through your bank app.
Frequently Asked Questions
How much does a custom roast song cost?
Roast songs start at $20 for a standard MP3. Premium package is $30 and includes SoundCloud hosting with cover art and a lyric sheet. Music video package is $50 public or $60 private.
Do I pay before or after hearing the song?
After. We send you approximately 1 minute of your finished roast song as a preview. You only pay after you hear it and approve it.
How fast is delivery?
Standard delivery is within 24 hours of payment. Need it faster? Text +1 (661) 714-0903 with your Order ID for 2 hour rush delivery. Rush fee is $10.
What is your refund policy?
There are no refunds after payment is made. The only exception is if we fail to deliver within the guaranteed timeframe. We stand behind every promise we make.
Who owns the rights to my song?
Songs created through CustomSongMe are produced using AI-assisted music generation tools. Copyright ownership of AI-generated music is currently subject to evolving laws and regulations. CustomSongMe does not guarantee exclusive copyright ownership or full commercial rights. By placing an order you acknowledge this limitation.