Start at $30. Most People Choose $40.
Both are built from your real story. The Gift Package is the one worth giving.
Bare Bones — Fast & Simple
per song
- High quality roast MP3 by email
- Built from your real inside jokes
- Delivered within 24 hours of payment
- Personal Happiness Guarantee
- Custom cover art
- Lyrics PDF
- Google Drive gift folder
🎁 The Roast Gift Package
per song
- High quality roast MP3 by email
- Built from your real inside jokes
- Delivered within 24 hours of payment
- Personal Happiness Guarantee
- Custom cover art
- Beautifully formatted lyrics PDF
- Branded Google Drive gift folder
- Shareable link — ready to forward
Need it in 4 hours? Rush delivery available for +$10 — text Dan after payment.
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🎵 Personal Happiness Guarantee
Dan personally guarantees your satisfaction. If the song is not right, he will work with you to make it right. If he still cannot make it right, you get a full refund. No hard feelings.
How It Works
1. Share Their Quirks
Fill out the form below. Share funny habits, safe target jokes, office catchphrases, or classic blunders. More detail means a funnier song.
2. Complete Payment
Choose Bare Bones ($30) for the high quality MP3, or The Gift Package ($40) for the ready-to-share gift folder — MP3, custom cover art, and lyrics PDF.
3. Make Everyone Laugh
Dan creates the track and delivers within 24 hours of payment. Gift Package orders arrive as a Google Drive link, ready to blast out loud at the party.
🎧 Hear Real Roast Song Samples
Real custom comedy tracks written to poke fun at co-workers, friends, and siblings based on true stories.
🔥 Upbeat Rock Custom Roast (Sample)
Request Your Custom Roast Song
Questions? Text me at +1 (661) 714-0903
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💳 Choose Your Package
🎁 Complete Roast Gift Package — Pay $40 MP3 + custom cover art + lyrics PDF + Google Drive gift folder · Visa · Mastercard · Amex · Apple Pay · Google PayThis is the one worth giving. I deliver your custom song as a complete Google Drive gift package — MP3, custom cover art, and a beautifully formatted lyrics PDF. One link. Everything inside. Ready to share the moment it lands.
Bare Bones — Pay $30 MP3 only · Visa · Mastercard · Amex · Apple Pay · Google Pay — powered by StripeOr pay with one of these apps:
Need it in 4 hours? After payment text Dan at +1 (661) 714-0903 to add rush delivery for $10.
Questions? Text me at +1 (661) 714-0903
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I share jokes without making the track mean?
Our submission form targets playful habits, safe quirks, or funny catchphrases. I carefully review every line to ensure the lyrical delivery lands as a hilarious, good-natured comedy track that makes the whole room laugh rather than hurting feelings.
What's the difference between Bare Bones and The Gift Package?
The Bare Bones package ($30) delivers your custom song as a high quality MP3 file directly via email. The Gift Package ($40) bundles your high quality MP3 file with custom cover art and a beautifully formatted lyrics PDF inside a branded Google Drive gift folder link you can display easily on a big screen or text out to your friends.
Is the comedy song guaranteed?
Yes. Every single custom order is backed by my personal happiness guarantee. If a specific punchline or detail choice misses the mark, I will work with you to adjust it. If we still can’t make the track fit, you get a full refund — no runaround.
How fast is delivery?
Standard delivery is within 24 hours of payment. Need it faster? After completing payment, text me at +1 (661) 714-0903 to add 4-hour rush delivery for an additional $10.
Custom Songs for Every Occasion
Every song is written personally by Dan — built from your story, delivered to your inbox within 24 hours.