Why Work With Dan?
This isn't a big company or a content farm. I'm Dan, and I personally write and produce every roast song that comes through CustomSongMe. Your material guides the whole thing — no generic jokes, no copy-and-paste songs.
A hilarious custom roast song built from your jokes and stories — written by Dan the Song Man, delivered within 24 hours. Playful or savage, it's your call.
Keep it simple with just the song, or go all in with the full experience.
Either way — give Dan the material, and he'll take care of the rest.
Fill out the request form — their most roastable habits, running jokes, and embarrassing moments. Set your spice level, and the more real detail you give, the funnier it gets.
Choose card, PayPal, Cash App, or Venmo, and check out securely. Use the same email you used on the request form — that's how your payment is matched to your order.
Once payment is confirmed, Dan personally reviews the material during studio hours and writes and produces the song.
Within 24 hours of confirmed payment, the song is delivered — backed by the Personal Happiness Guarantee. Ready to play at the perfect moment.
Fill out the form below. The more material you give, the funnier the song becomes.
Dan personally guarantees your satisfaction. If the song is not right, he will work with you to make it right. If he still cannot make it right, you get a full refund. No hard feelings.
"My husband cried like a baby!! What a wonderful anniversary gift!!"
This isn't a big company or a content farm. I'm Dan, and I personally write and produce every roast song that comes through CustomSongMe. Your material guides the whole thing — no generic jokes, no copy-and-paste songs.